Ok. so, here's my blog. Eveyone has a blog, all my friends, my family. So I've been peer-pressured into having a blog. Personally, I think that they all want someone to point to and say - thank God that's not me!
Note to all you animal lovers out there - when you find a sweet, skinny cat under your deck, listen to your Mother, who says - don't feed it. Don't. Please. No matter how sweet the cat looks, once you feed it, then you'll bring it inside, and you will be dealing with Nailboards before long. This is NOT good.
That sweet little cat will PEE EVERYWHERE. It will get fat, and it will meow all the time for you to let it out, but some evil person who had it before, declawed it, and then dumped it because THEY found out about nailboards. So, you are stuck with a peeingeverywhere cat.
At this point, you are screwed. Since your carpets stink and are ruined, and you don't have enough money to buy new carpet, you need to get the carpet up. That's what I'm doing today. My Sunday.
So, the only good part is that I found a use for my pie server and spade. They are nailboard picker uppers. I've been prying the nailboard up, using my wedding gift pie server for the first time (i've now been divorced for 8 years, but I guess I got the pie server in the split - I don't remember wanting it).
Also - just a quick word. What they say about dirt getting into your carpets - it's true. Once you take the carpet up - there's dirt everywhere - and it's pretty gross. So I guess the vacuum is a good invention after all.
Ok. that's all I have for today. Nailboards. I certainly hope everyone reading has enough money to pay someone to put in new carpet, and has enough sense not the feed the damn stray cat.
On the Plus side, all this prying up of the boards has got to be good for your muscles, right? Maybe I'll wake up tomorrow and my wings, (those terrible fat things that plant themselves under your arms) will be gone. Then I will tell you all to go get a peeingeverywhere cat.
